Norms for a Nerd

  1. May 24

    • Q: How would you know if I intended to keep my word?
    • JANEWAY: Based on my research, you have been many things. A rude, interfering, inconsiderate, sadistic--
    • Q: You've made your point.
    • JANEWAY: --Pest. And, oh yes, you introduced us to the Borg, thank you very much. But one thing you have never been is a liar.
    • Q: I think you've uncovered my one redeeming virtue. Am I blushing?

  2. May 24

    (Source: fad3out, via italktosnakes)

  3. May 24

    maddasahatterr: zirconn: I used to try different things with poems, so when I did this I wanted to use the same first lines, but have completely different outcomes. I think it worked? Maybe? I love this! 

    maddasahatterr:

    zirconn:

    I used to try different things with poems, so when I did this I wanted to use the same first lines, but have completely different outcomes. I think it worked? Maybe?

    I love this! 

  4. May 23

    sweet-bitsy:

    breanieswordvomit:

    caffeinated-zombie:

    So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

    I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

    I’M SO HAPPY

    (via maddasahatterr)

  5. May 23

    pleatedjeans:

    This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

    (via dorkknightrises)

  6. May 23

    lizthefangirl: yourscientistfriend: THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old. thats a little bit shady

    lizthefangirl:

    yourscientistfriend:

    THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

    And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

    thats a little bit shady

    (via dorkknightrises)

  7. May 23

    buttlid:

    kymherz:

    ippinka:

    Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

    this is genius.

    this is actually lifechanging

    (via dorkknightrises)

  8. May 22

    • Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
    • Me: Math.

  9. May 22

    (Source: fuckyeahmichaelpaul, via italktosnakes)

  10. May 21

    frank-schlongbottom:

    i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

    but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

    so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

    they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

    a page and a half

    wtf guys

    get your shit together

    (Source: teacupsandnutmeg, via dorkknightrises)